Sunday 26 July 2009

Online Dating - Good idee?

"Can you help me? What appears to be a cute and interesting man started messaging me on a dating website. Due to my lack of financial awareness, this month's salary is all gone and I've no money to re-subscribe. The man has a monkey on his head and this appeals to me. But I digress…. He keeps emailing and I send back my allowed one-liners ‘I want to know more’, ‘I don’t know if you are worth subscribing for’ blah blah. He continues to email which I do enjoy. I get to know all about him, he knows nothing about me… the mysteriousness I likey. But… apparently he has been trying to find me on MyFace / Spacebook and google. This did raise alarm bells… however being a woman, I would have done the same had I have known his surname, name, address, pets name…. Is he a stalker type, is he charming ladies all over t’internet? Will he be a FREAK? Please help me Lazybird in my quest to understand the online dating world. And should I subscribe or is it all a waste of time?" Online Dating Virgin


Oh darling Online!

I'm so excited for you. But do you want them with a little bit of freakiness - otherwise they are too boring? I have a friend who is a musician. He's short with no hairs but he is so kind to his guinea pig. If you want I can introduce you... Anyway, first things - you must arrange your money! It's too bad if money stops the road to love. That is really your first task. Secondly, monkey on his head? That seems fun. I like this - as long as they can separate when it comes to love. Yes, probably he is charming other girls. If you feel jealous, then just charm other men. Really you can't decide he is something special already? Have a drink and see how cute the barman is too! And so many other men on the dating internet! Be careful of giving your personal details until you know that the man and the monkey are great companions, but otherwise don't rush. Slowly slowly catchy man-with-monkey (and so many others on the way)! Now I will ask everyone for their thoughts too, okay? Lzb

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  1. Oh darling! I'm so excited for you. But do you want them with a little bit of freakiness - otherwise they are too boring? I have a friend who is a musician. He's short with no hairs but he is so kind to his guinea pig. If you want I can introduce you... Anyway, first things - you must arrange your money! It's too bad if money stops the road to love. That is really your first task. Secondly, monkey on his head? That seems fun. I like this - as long as they can separate when it comes to love. Yes, probably he is charming other girls. If you feel jealous, then just charm other men. Really you can't decide he is something special already? Have a drink and see how cute the barman is too! And so many other men on the dating internet! Be careful of giving your personal details until you know that the man and the monkey are great companions, but otherwise don't rush. Slowly slowly catchy man-with-monkey (and so many others on the way)! Now I will ask everyone for their thoughts too, okay? Lzb

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